Sunday, December 29, 2013

Anne Clemence Turns 80


For Anne on Her 80th

 

From windy Haro Strait to chilly Chatham Sound

A buzz of disbelief is going all around

Stirring discussions long and weighty

Can it be true that Anne is turning eighty?

 

It doesn’t seem so long ago that young English nurse

Gave old St. Mary’s a try for better or worse

To recharge her purse then keep on the lam

But changed course when she met a man named Sam.

 

No less likely couple ever shared a bunk

He a roaring buccaneer, a shirtless hunk

She a well-mannered British maid

Quite unprepared for the beachcombing trade

 

But she proved to be one history’s great good sports

By chasing runaway logs from Bowen to Cortes

Becoming in time a well-known coastal fixture

With her bare-chested skipper on the good ship Vulture.

 

From busy Roger Curtis to treacherous Rose Spit

The Coast came to know them as they knew it

Their ship a familiar sight in every lonely bay

Welcomed by salty souls all along the way

 

The hard-logging Dougans loved to talk and roister

The clever Jones boys perfected the lowly oyster

Skinny Jimmy with his goats and musical charm

Chatty Mary Palmer over at her Jedediah farm

 

Betty Dalzell the coastal history maven

Sooty Grayhill making mischief in Prideaux Haven

Neil and Betty Carey, who beachcombed a museum

Through Sam and Anne we came to know and love ‘em

 

The years flew by and Sam turned in his boots

But the Kentish girl had long since grown roots

In the land of seaweed, salmon and floating chunk

Alone now she showed the measure of her spunk

 

 As lady captain of the pretty ship Kivak

Worker for worthy causes too many to track

Wildlife Club, Grips recycling, saving the park

Anne is there giving her best from dawn til dark

 

With her fine good humour and endless zeal

Spectacular cakes and undimmed appeal

She is a source of bright inspiration

For the entire Pender Harbour nation

 

Tracing her tracks from London to Deepsea Bluff

Threescore and twenty years seem hardly enough

But paired with such youthful spark it defies all sense

Let’s all give thanks for the Unsinkable Anne Clemence.

 

--Anonymous

 

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